Dear Senator CM, Thanks for the box coupons. I couldn't find any boxes for 40 dollars though. The cheapest box I found were 49.99 plus tax. Is there a program to pay me 9.99 plus tax per box? Also I had to buy three boxes. One box cost me 60.00 plus tax because its a better box. How about a box earmark, that would be great? A plastic coupon that could be used at WALMART. It would help me and China at the same time.

I was surprised to see that the boxes were made in China. The Higher priced box gave me extra channels from Havana Cuba and Honolulu Hawaii. I don't understand what they are saying in Cuba, but there is a lot of singing and dancing. Carmen Miranda struts her stuff and shakes her fruit a lot. A guy named Cesar Romero is dancing all over the place. Him and Carmen make me wish I had colored TV. I wouldn't be surpirsed to see English become the second language in Cuba. They advertise a lot -- Press 1 if you want English when you call 1-800. You can buy a 1946 Ford for 46 thousand American. With less than three million miles.

There is a lot of singing and dancing in Honolulu too. A guy singing Pretty Bubbles struting around with pretty girls strutting their stuff. Charlie Chan and his number six son were guests on a talk show last night. There was a guy from Japan talking about Japan's mew Aircraft Carrier on a local program called -- History Repeats Itself. The guy was trying to find out if Japan has an early warning system yet.

Billions of dollars to the right and to the left. All I got was coupons for boxes. I wrote a story years ago about Americans sneaking into Mexico looking for work. Some day I'll write a story about the end of this country. I better hurry, it's later than I think.

Adios

Eddie Peabody

River City, Missouri

P.S. I saved the boxes the boxes came in. The boxes are neat to put stuff in. I have so much stuff I can't find places to put my stuff. The boxes were made in Canada, printed in Mexico. The plastic coupon was made in Spain. Please earmark some empty boxes.

Dear Senator CM. Please help me get my brother out of a Mexican jail. He was arrested for being an illegal American. He didn't have a taco colored card. He was washing dishes in a chili parlor. Being a good boy. He was sending mother money every payday.

Mexico is cracking down on illegal Americans. They work cheaper than the Mexicans. My brother was hoping to get work in a Ford platn located in Mexico. The plant manager told my brother that Mexico, China, and Canada are talking about outsourcing work to America. India shows interest.

The VP JB wants to throw illegal Americans in the brig. I think JB saw some brig time himself. All JB knows is what BO and JJ tell him. It's a case of one salt shaker and two pepper shakers. Most of the shakers in congress are salts. A few peppers, some tamales and one or two chopsticks. BO is going to be on the cover of O's magazine. Two peppers, BO and O, for the price of one.

Please help my brother. Mother needs the money. He tried to sneak back, but his ladder wasn't long enough. By the way, he is a salt.

Adios

Eddie Peabody

River City, Missouri